If I Only Had A Blog

I could while away the hours, conferrin with the flowers, consultin with the logs. And my head I'd be scratchin while my thoughts were busy hatchin if I only had a blog. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le in trouble or in fog. With the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I could be another Lincoln if I only had a blog. I would not be just a nuffin, my head all full of stuffin, my heart all full of smog. I would dance and be merry; life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a blog.



guilty pleasures

This blog post is dedicated to my friend Jana (not Janna or Jenna) who closes each of her posts with a short list of "guilty pleasures." Here are mine, as of late:

-Coffee in the afternoon

-Seasonal 50-cent chocolate-covered marshmallow candies from Walgreens. I buy one of these every time I am at Walgreens if the season permits them to be sold, whether they are in the shape of eggs, hearts, pumpkins, or santas.

-Biking to Andersonville, playing Euchre and accidentally getting drunk with new friends on Sunday night

-Hungover Wigglwrming (more guilty than pleasure)

-The Best American Non-Required Reading of 2007

-Pseudo "Cat Lady" behavior

-Girl Scout Cookies

-Feeling messengerish while biking on cold days

-Attending kids' concerts by myself

-Fantasizing about world travel

-Reading writing of friends

-Zines

-Not getting a haircut

-Converse All Stars purchased at Urban Outfitters

-Going out for lunch

-Imagining treacherous wisdom tooth removal complications

-Gin and milk

-Hanging out at work when I'm not working

-Procrastinating laundry

4 Comments:

At 3/16/2008 10:55 AM, Blogger erica p said...

Here are mine:

Paula Abdul vids on youtube

Telling people "sorry, that show is sold out"

Sunday features in the NY Times Magazine

Playing with fonts

American cheese singles

Spinning / wheeling around on my office chair

Waving at babies

Dramatic pauses after someone asks a dumb question, so as to make them realize they asked a dumb question

Major seven chords

 
At 3/16/2008 5:04 PM, Blogger j said...

i tip my hat to you, dear. procrastinating laundry is totally one of my guilty pleasures too:)

 
At 3/17/2008 7:10 AM, Blogger Joy said...

when you say "procrastinating laundry", do you mean putting the laundry off, or doing the laundry so as to feel like you're accomplishing things, but actually you're putting off the things that *really* need to get done? the second version of laundry procrastination is my guilty pleasure. all my radiators and my laundry drying rack are full of towels and washcloths right now, though i haven't written any of the report that i am supposedly "working from home" to complete today.

 
At 3/17/2008 8:12 AM, Blogger Lindsay said...

An excellent point, Joy! I meant putting off the sorting and carrying to the basement by fucking around doing nothing. But I can certainly see the way laundry can be used as a means of procrastination. I'll do that from time to time with finding a sudden need to say, clean the refrigerator, when there are more important tasks at hand. In general, being productive as a means of procrastination is a totally awesome guilty pleasure.

 

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