If I Only Had A Blog

I could while away the hours, conferrin with the flowers, consultin with the logs. And my head I'd be scratchin while my thoughts were busy hatchin if I only had a blog. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le in trouble or in fog. With the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I could be another Lincoln if I only had a blog. I would not be just a nuffin, my head all full of stuffin, my heart all full of smog. I would dance and be merry; life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a blog.



everything

Here is a neat tip:

If you are eating an Everything bagel, try turning it upside down. Usually all of the everything is concentrated on the top half of the bagel. If you insert the bagel into your mouth with this everythingy side towards the floor, it will make delicious contact with your taste buds, enhancing the salty flavoriciousness.

1 Comments:

At 12/06/2006 4:01 PM, Blogger Chrissie said...

I had one for lunch yesterday!! I totally agree, and I wish they had everything on the bottom half as well. An everything bagel is so yummy!

 

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